So, you were too busy drooling on your desk in school when everybody else was learning who eats who, who hates who, etc.? Here’s a couple I must’ve missed, but have always had my suspicions about…

Oh, that’s why everybody is freaked out by clowns. Why didn’t someone tell me about this?!
And ninjas hate pirates? Why?… It’s hard to choose whose side I’m on with this one. Ninjas are stealthy. Pirates are ruthless. Swords and throwing stars kick ass, but pirates got pistols. Ninjas look cooler. Pirates are immortal. Decisions, decisions, decisions… Whichever side you choose, go get one at Random Shirts *sponsored by WANAP: World Association of Ninjas Against Pirates.

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