It’s the cops!
Friday, September 16, 2005 0:33
If you read the post a little while back about my trip to Oklahoma, one cool thing did happen that I forgot to mention. A little after midnight, as I was getting my ass out of there, I got pulled over by a Highway Patrol officer doing 83 in a 70. He gets me out of the car and tells me to get in his passenger seat while he runs my license and shit. (They don’t like when you rest your arm on their computer / console thing by the way.) Now, if you’ve really been reading for a while, you’ll remember I got a ticket in the middle of nowhere Texas as I was driving back from California. I sent them my check and requested to take defensive driving… now I can’t get in touch with anybody out there and they never cashed my check - so I’m figuring I’ve got a warrant and I’m going to jail. What’s cool about all this? Well, I listen as the chick comes back over the radio and says everything checks out, the cop looks over at me then spits a stream of brown shit out the window and goes back to writing. Then he looks back at me again and says “This is a warning. You can keep it or throw it away. There is no fine and it won’t appear on your driving record. Drive safely.”
Fuck yeah! Thanks, Mr. wad of chewing tobacco the size of a baseball!… err, I mean officer.
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fred lapides says:
September 25th, 2005 at 12:26 pm
It has been many years since I last heard a woman, ‘babe, bitch referred to as a “chick.”
teejunkie: is that a slam? I don’t usually use bitch unless she really is being a bitch. and I don’t think I’ve heard “babe” since Wayne’s World.