Well here’s something you don’t see everyday. A tee paying tribute to the man responsible for more bathroom stall blow jobs than any other man in history, Pablo Escobar. Personally, I’ve never put any of that shit up my nose, but if it’s gonna get me blown in the men’s room of the club, maybe I should invest in some. Another decision to be made today. 24 bucks for a nice tee from Thrust Apparel or a tiny little pile of coke, 2 kamikazes on “$2 you call it” night and a better chance at getting a blow job. Damn, what’s a brother to do?

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Ahahahahahahaha! My man, who I don’t know if he wants his identity given or not since he doesn’t say it on his blog, has some hysterical shit to say at my new favorite site, The Rhetorical Letter Writer. Have a look. Good stuff.

Go have a look and bookmark this now. You’ll thank me daily for it.

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Okay, I gotta warn you, this bad boy is gonna cost ya. But hey, my duty here is just to point out fuckin’ awesome shirts, not cheap shit. Although I do enjoy a nice bargain as much as the next guy, this one isn’t coming out the clearance bin, but fuck it, it’s one of many excellent designs at MomiMomi. So all you cheap fuckers, sorry, I’ll try to find you a nice inexpensive tee tomorrow. But all you pimps, what’s it gonna be? 50 bucks. An eighth of chron or this crazy koi tee? Decisions, decisions…

Too bad everybody and their mother gets kois tattooed on them, or this would be very inspiring for my half sleeve I’ve been contemplating…

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Yo. You got 120,000 rupiahs I can borrow?

That sounds fuckin’ weird right? Well, that’s how much this tee’s gonna cost you. Seems like they could just knock off four zeros from their monetary system. Make it 12 rupiahs… I dunno, just seems kinda pointless to have all those zeros. Anyway, it comes out to right under 13 bucks so go ahead and check out these crazy Indonesian motherfuckas at Lite Street Wear. I had a hard time deciding between this one and “God’s Mix Tape”.

Important translations in Bahasa Indonesian
Berapa harganya? - “How much does it cost?”
Mahal! - “Expensive!”
Murah! - “Cheap!”

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Sorry kids. No time for tees tonight. I’m going to the Mi & L’au and Akron / Family show. Woo-hoo!

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Speaking of Tado the other day, this is the third Tado tee that I’ve done since I started this thing, and it’s another winner. This time it’s at Generic Hype.

It’s another collective style line featuring the works of a few artists and 3 1/2 pages with no product… maybe they’re looking for some new submissions. So if you’re looking for yet another place to submit your ideas. There ya go.

Generic Hype

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Owl Movement has a small collection of limited edition tees by various artists, including this one by the ultra-fresh Tado… whose site happens to be under construction… oh well, check back soon. Anyway, check out the tees and all the artists portfolios.

They include:
Secret Pizza Party, who did the Starving Artist Crew record cover last year, or maybe 2 years now. Hushworks has done several Threadless and a bunch of other tee designs. And more… that’s enough links.

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It’s another case of Urban Outfitter fucking somebody around, this time it’s Johnny Cupcakes, but Fuck! That’s just blatent…

pics and a nice little summary at Consumerist

note: notice the sponsored links for Urban Outfitters and UrbanMall at the bottom of that page. And Johnny Cash tees too…

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Mark from Calling Marcel and Subata along with his “buddy dan”, who I know nothing else about, have started this excellent little line of tees with a message. I mean, I know that “Free Moustache Rides” one you’re wearing has a message, but Robata is a bit more sophisticated, and a helluva lot more tasteful. A story behind them. Such as this one designed around the story of Yuri Gagarin, the first astronaut to orbit the Earth. Aparently his family was forced out of their home by Nazis, his sisters were kidnapped and held until after the war ended, he was inspired by a hard landing Mig outside his home, went on to be the first person the USSR sent into space even though they assumed he would die on re-entry… and crashed his Mig during routine training… and died.

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Let’s see what’s in the ole inbox today…

hey you lazy little shit.
Where is your top 10 list?
Where are your updates?
You have a commitment here. Stop sucking.

Well, that’s not all Cody had to say. He also wanted me to have a look at new shit over at Tank Theory… and he’s right. About Tank Theory. Well… and the lazy little shit part too.

Sorry. I’ll try to stop sucking…

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