Krudmart launched their shiny new site full of shiny new shit that you want. I love this quote from the news entry about it…
“With this change comes the next step in our overall development. It’s like the first time you ever saw a picture of a vagina. It’s a bit weird and not really what you expected but you know that in due time you will grow to love it.”
So if that doesn’t make you wanna go have a look around, I don’t know what will. Even if you don’t like vaginas.
“What’ll you have, Norm?”
“Fame, fortune, and fast women.”
“How ’bout a beer?”
“Even better.”
-Norm Peterson
Okay, so that has nothing to do with the shirt, but when I hear the name Norm, that’s what comes to mind so piss off. I’m feeling a little rusty, and this is a shirt from Norm’s Brand, so… whatever.
And a lovely little girlie tee it is, with a dandelion catching a breeze and spreading it’s seed. Ahh, summertime, well, it’s not summer yet but it’s getting there. Time for sweaty girls to be wearing a little less clothing. My favorite… wait. I may have said too much. I’m just saying maybe the “seed spreading” has a deeper meaning, that’s all.
“How’s life treating you Norm?”
“Like it caught me sleeping with its wife.”
There. Yeah, I said it before anybody got around to sending me an email saying it. Sorry ’bout my sudden disappearance but you know, eating comes first. And I’m lazy. And as much as I’d like to say it’ll never happen again… like Ween said, “don’t believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.”
see you tomorrow. seriously…