Serious sweats
Wednesday, August 27, 2008 11:32The first thing to say to CEER!US is no. No, no, no, no and no. Am I getting through to you?
There is no such thing as a V-neck unisex top. V-necks are for laydeez. Think about it. If you have ladybumps, you want to give the world a hint about them. But if you are a bloke, even if you have boobs that would make Janet Jackson cover up in shame, you do not want to suggest that they exist – right? So no, CEER!US people, there is no way on earth that a guy landing on your apparel page is going to think ‘yeah, V-neck T-shirt, cool’ and buy one. They are going to laugh like a drain and move on – as well they should.
Having given CEER!US a good thumping, they do have nifty line in compromise clothing. You know what I mean. Stuff you can wear to your gf’s family do without feeling you’ve sold out and without her dad throwing a wobbly when he sees what you’ve got on your manlies.
The sweat-top here is a good example. If you were a lecturer at Freshers week, this would give the right vibe - potentially interesting but not pervy or hopeless. For a ‘meet the folks’ barbecue, you’d get pass marks wearing this, and if you happened to bump into your mates, it wouldn’t cost you respect. Understated but still cool.
Good sweats. But definitely not, repeat not, repeat not – a V-neck.
Posted by Mikey who would never wear a V-neck
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CEER!US Apparel says:
August 27th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Thanks for the love. No really, we mean it. We have some dudes that wear some seriously large vnecks, guess it hasn’t caught on ’round yer way, but nevertheless we know dudes who sport ‘em. That said, we went with what might be called a “mid-range” vneck so it doesn’t plunge too much. Yeah, we’re against deep plunges, showing that much dude chest hair is just a little too much.
All the best. And when we think of v-necks, we’ll think of you now, and smile.
CEER!US Apparel says:
August 27th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
Oh, PS, we have created a discount code because you made us that happy. All for you.
Type “vneckforme’ into the discount code box upon checkout and receive 11% off your purchase.
Good day.
johnny wobble says:
August 27th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
this one’s a little queer-lookin’ too. not like the man-teet exposing v-neck, but a little fruity. maybe it’s ’cause that dude’s got it so tight, hands on hips with a look on his face that says, “bend over and pretend i’m pete wentz.”
now the cheat death tee, that’s the real winner here.
deepv says:
August 27th, 2008 at 7:27 pm
im curious, what state are you from?
this is just really weird to me.
have you been living under a rock for the past 3 years?
SADE says:
August 27th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
HE MUST BE FROM THE COUNTRY
Mikey says:
August 28th, 2008 at 4:11 am
Well I’m not from a state of complete confusion, like you. Ain’t you worked it out yet?
Well, look at a globe - see all that stuff outside the USA? I’m from some of that, darlin’.